Chuck Norris, the 67-year-old former TV "tough guy" recently said that 71 year old John McCain is too old to be president.
Chuck Norris is an idiot. John McCain survived 5 and a half years as prisoner of war in Viet Nam. Two of those years were in solitary confinement. He was tortured so severely that to this day he cannot raise his arms above his head. When being tortured he gave his captors the names of the Green Bay Packers offensive line instead of giving up the names of members of his squadron to the enemy. Once released, it took 9 months of physical therapy just so that he could bend his legs.
Mike Huckabee, who Norris supports, damned near ate himself to death.
I'll take my chances with McCain.

2 comments:
January 22, 2008 at 10:51 AM
You're signing your own death warrant by roundhouse kick. I agree, of course, that Huckabee is loathsome and is the worst of ALL the choices for President. But, you shouldn't call out Chuck Norris like that.
January 22, 2008 at 1:02 PM
I agree. I will pray for your safety.
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