Another one bites the dust.

In a move to shock only those people who didn't realize he was still in the running, Fred Thompson has dropped out of the presidential race, taking hottest potential First Lady with him.

Who is the real tough guy?

Chuck Norris, the 67-year-old former TV "tough guy" recently said that 71 year old John McCain is too old to be president.

Chuck Norris is an idiot. John McCain survived 5 and a half years as prisoner of war in Viet Nam. Two of those years were in solitary confinement. He was tortured so severely that to this day he cannot raise his arms above his head. When being tortured he gave his captors the names of the Green Bay Packers offensive line instead of giving up the names of members of his squadron to the enemy. Once released, it took 9 months of physical therapy just so that he could bend his legs.

Mike Huckabee, who Norris supports, damned near ate himself to death.

I'll take my chances with McCain.

Heavens to Moroni, Mit Won Nevada

Yeah, yeah, yeah - Mit Romney won the GOP caucus in Nevada. Big fuckin' deal. Everybody who has ever spent longer than 2 days in Vegas knows that the place is crawling with Mormons. Seriously - drive down Hualapai Way and you'll see gas station, bank, Mormon church, gas station, bank, Mormon church, gas station, bank, Mormon church...you get the picture.

There is one reason and one reason only why I'm never going to vote for a Mormon for President - Magic Underwear.

Oh. hell.yeah.I.went.there.

Look, Mormons make great city managers and prosecutors and town councilmen - they're very organized and can stretch a dollar until it hollers. They even make great CIA agents - just as Brent Scowcroft. But somebody who has a "testimony" of how their magic underwear saved them from grevious bodily harm is too screwy to be having access to an aresenal of atom bombs. And don't start comparing Romney to JFK (r.i.p.) - you and I both know that the Mormons were the Scientologists of the 19th century. And JFK's "iron rod" was an entirely different apparatus. Just ask Marilyn.

Whatever.

Look people, I don't know HTML from CSS to XYZ. I learned BASIC in 5th grade and it's done me well this long.